Are there very specific signs that a guy is gay?

I have always thought a gay man would be a good match for a girl like me. I don't know how to bake or cook, they tell me there is a difference. I've been the hag, knew I was, and didn't care. Love being dressed up and taken to the party. So I have made it a policy to watch and not date men who do or don't do the following and I need you to tell me if I am off or if a combination constitutes, or just one:





1. If there is body lotion or a facial moisturizer that is used in his bath


2. If I get really good flower arrangements (like Birds of Paradise)


3. If he gets angry and puts his hands on his hips


4. If he gives me style tips


5. If he owns throws, and there is not a blended fabric in his home


6. If his hands are maticulous


7. If he can tell me where he got his outfit and when


8. If I cannot find a Suave product in his house


9. If he has Christmas compilation CDs that he made





Please, I have dated so many gay men and I need this to stop. Thank you.

Are there very specific signs that a guy is gay?
You have a real wit about you. I can tell that just from reading your question! If there is an ounce of seriousness here then you seem to be observant enough not to need anyone's advice. All I would say is sexuality isn't black and white it is a whole spectrum of colours and the stereotypical characteristics of sexuality no longer really seem to matter. The main thing is the you are getting what you want out of a relationship. if you're not then pack up and get out! There's nothing stopping you having a little fun on the way, but if you get too cautious or over analytical you'll drive yourself crazy and never find a man!
Reply:High heels and a mustache at the same time could be a clue.
Reply:It is typical for a girl to fall for a gay man. We are sensitive to thier needs and can communicate with them on many levels most straight men can't. I would tell you to find yourself a good sports bar and hang out there or other sporting events. While gay men do go to these they are not as common.
Reply:I am as gay as a picnic basket and I don't meet ANY of those ridiculous criteria.
Reply:How funny. The truth is, you can never tell. Some men are just that way! What if they have a Martha Stewart Living on the coffee table?
Reply:5. 5 is the only certainty. Real men don't have throws - whatever they are.





PS This assumes that "With an **** your size, you don't intend wearing THAT do you?" counts as number 4.

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