I have noticed him sloping off to the Trick Knitting and darning section to answer questions in double Dutch. I am reminded of Ice Cold in Alex.
Is Tyler answering questions in German to hide his interest in crotchet and flower arrangement.?
But . . . but . . . you just answered a bunch of questions in German too. Are you and Tyler planning on picking out curtains together soon? Does Marla know? She'll be shattered, shattered . . . *breaks out into a song*
Shattered, shattered
Love and hope and sex and dreams
Are still surviving on the street
Look at me, I'm in tatters!
Laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex
Look at me, I'm in tatters
All this chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter 'bout
Shmatta, shmatta, shmatta --
I can't give it away on 7th Avenue
This town's been wearing tatters (shattered, shattered)
Work and work for love and sex
Ain't you hungry for success, success, success, success
Does it matter?
Pride and joy and greed and sex
Thats what makes our town the best
Pride and joy and dirty dreams and still surviving on the street
Dont you know the crime rate is going up, up, up, up, up?
To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough!
You got rats on the west side
Bed bugs uptown
What a mess! This town's in tatters! I've been shattered
My brains been battered, splattered all over Manhattan.
Uh-huh, this town's full of money grabbers
Go ahead, bite the Big Apple, don't mind the maggots, huh
Shadoobie, my brain's been battered
My friends they come around they
Flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter
Pile it up! Pile it high! On the platter.
(Sorry, that was totally silly.)
Reply:Clever little kraut is gathering the minions for the great Aholy Battle no doubt... Hey look, I found some vintage Penfold Messiah 1st Class footage before he got Y!Crucified...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qANMjwLmo6Y%26amp;m...
Reply:Ja Ja
Reply:as my self appointed stalker, I command you to pick me up from work and put me to sleep...NOW
oh yeah and Durden has mangina
Reply:he is answering in German because he is talking about u and doesn't want u to know
lol
Reply:Kann ich ...sprechen mein Freund "Tyler"?
Whatever he does ...he does very well!
...Wolfgang (Steve)
Reply:Why can't every one just speak Canadian eh?
Reply:No I am off to answer honest questions regarding perfect temperatures of Cheese Souffle's and Swiss Chocolate fluffins in the Yarn%26amp;Tall-tale section of the Yahoo Alps.
Boopsie I'll crochet you a cute bra
MARLA!?!
Reply:I can help..be glad to teach floral design and crochet to him..send him around...
Why would he hide his interest?
Reply:No...
He's hiding the fact that he's actually a women...
It's the "Crying Game" in reverse...
(sorry, Tyler...they set me up for that one...and I needed to work in a joke about that movie...it was an itch I needed to scratch)
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