Thursday, April 30, 2009

Is Tyler answering questions in German to hide his interest in crotchet and flower arrangement.?

I have noticed him sloping off to the Trick Knitting and darning section to answer questions in double Dutch. I am reminded of Ice Cold in Alex.

Is Tyler answering questions in German to hide his interest in crotchet and flower arrangement.?
But . . . but . . . you just answered a bunch of questions in German too. Are you and Tyler planning on picking out curtains together soon? Does Marla know? She'll be shattered, shattered . . . *breaks out into a song*





Shattered, shattered


Love and hope and sex and dreams


Are still surviving on the street


Look at me, I'm in tatters!





Laughter, joy, and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex


Look at me, I'm in tatters





All this chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter, chitter-chatter 'bout


Shmatta, shmatta, shmatta --


I can't give it away on 7th Avenue


This town's been wearing tatters (shattered, shattered)





Work and work for love and sex


Ain't you hungry for success, success, success, success


Does it matter?





Pride and joy and greed and sex


Thats what makes our town the best


Pride and joy and dirty dreams and still surviving on the street





Dont you know the crime rate is going up, up, up, up, up?


To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough!


You got rats on the west side


Bed bugs uptown


What a mess! This town's in tatters! I've been shattered


My brains been battered, splattered all over Manhattan.





Uh-huh, this town's full of money grabbers


Go ahead, bite the Big Apple, don't mind the maggots, huh





Shadoobie, my brain's been battered


My friends they come around they


Flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter, flatter


Pile it up! Pile it high! On the platter.





(Sorry, that was totally silly.)
Reply:Clever little kraut is gathering the minions for the great Aholy Battle no doubt... Hey look, I found some vintage Penfold Messiah 1st Class footage before he got Y!Crucified...


http://youtube.com/watch?v=qANMjwLmo6Y%26amp;m...
Reply:Ja Ja
Reply:as my self appointed stalker, I command you to pick me up from work and put me to sleep...NOW





oh yeah and Durden has mangina
Reply:he is answering in German because he is talking about u and doesn't want u to know


lol
Reply:Kann ich ...sprechen mein Freund "Tyler"?





Whatever he does ...he does very well!





...Wolfgang (Steve)
Reply:Why can't every one just speak Canadian eh?
Reply:No I am off to answer honest questions regarding perfect temperatures of Cheese Souffle's and Swiss Chocolate fluffins in the Yarn%26amp;Tall-tale section of the Yahoo Alps.








Boopsie I'll crochet you a cute bra





MARLA!?!
Reply:I can help..be glad to teach floral design and crochet to him..send him around...


Why would he hide his interest?
Reply:No...





He's hiding the fact that he's actually a women...





It's the "Crying Game" in reverse...





(sorry, Tyler...they set me up for that one...and I needed to work in a joke about that movie...it was an itch I needed to scratch)


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